Found this infomercial for a company called Festo...or heretofore to be known as the Harbingers of Doom! If anyone thought that Skynet or Cylons were merely a figment of some scifi geek's imagination...they were right. Except that scifi geek got a bunch of money, joined with some other scifi geeks to create a giant F-U to organic evolution.
intelligent robot penguins that can swim backwards
bionic flying penguins with 3-d sonar
autonomous robot arms that have the fine motor skills of a human hand
Walls that react and reform according to human behavior
robots that can grow...
If it wasn't so awesome...I'd probably be in the corner hiding under a tin-foil hat. That I'm sure would be itself an intelligent, autonomous Decepticon hat designed to suck my brains out of my ears.
Is this a real company? I'm sending my resume there next.
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